CASH $LAVE CLIQUE, hailing from D.C., have debut release on the sounds from the pocket label brand, "Let There Be Cash" LE CLIQUE feature Fantasti (a living, plush, singing hamster) as coordinator of sonic suicide bombings- and we cannot forget to name drop either; this group holds in its ranks ex-members of organizations like SHEER TERROR, 36, NIMROD, SIKHARA, SPACESHIP PANIC ORBIT.
Unbeknownst to Threat Williams, OhSlamma 36 ded Mazafaqaz, and Crealonious Funk, a strange set of cosmic yet real (CREAL) events would bring them together to finally give voice to THE CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE. Yet everyone is a CA$H $LAVE. Thus they are just a small arm of Le Clique that has been CREALLY chosen by their master Dr. Fantasti to rain down sonic terror. Dr. Fantasti charged these three with the daunting task of creating a new sound, to unite CA$H $LAVES everywhere. Influenced by the indigenous of their native Washington D.C., Le Clique has taken go-go music and made it their own. Creating the undeniable force that is GO-GO NOISE CORE (go-go-no-co).
Who is this Dr. Fantasti? Some say a God, some say the Devil. The truth lies somewhere in between. The good doctor was ordered to create cash to enslave this world by his evil master, Greedasty. After doing this Fantasti fell into a deep depression and began to question his loyalty to Greedasty. Upon finding out about Fantasti's treasonous thoughts Greedasty banished him from the heavens and sent him to earth to live forever as a plush singing hamster. Fantasti, thus was destined to live his life as a discarded novelty gift only to be used once or twice and then thrown away. However, he was purchased for Crealonious and he did not just throw him away or stuff him in a closet. Crealonious sat Fantasti in a prominent spot in his house and the doctor saw his chance to escape his terrible predicament. Using his super intellect he rewired the sound mechanism in himself so that he could speak to Crealonious.
At this time cataclysmic events were about to bring Le CLique together. Crealonious and Threat were already friends, but they had never met OhSlamma. Autumn winds began to blow and soon like a speck of pollen being blown to a flower, OhSlamma landed at Crealonious's door step, and was welcomed in. The doctor saw his chance. He began to transmit subliminal messages to the three when they were together. Finally it began to work and they started to unconsciously prepare for the creation of THE CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE. The dye was cast on the fateful day that Fantasti, through his subliminal messages, ordered OhSlamma to pinch his foot thus allowing the doctor to reanimate himself into a living plush singing hamster.
Like Mr. Miyagi and Daniel-San the doctor began to mold his disciples. He trained them for months transforming them from conspicous consumpton machines into sonic suicide bombers. The chosen three were then given their crusade. Create a sound to unite all CA$H $LAVES and bring about the destruction of the Spectacle. So the sound was created thus fulfilling the Fantasti prophecy "Let there be CA$H", and the CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE was ordered to unleash their sonic terror on the world.
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