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MICROCASSETTOR VOLUME 4

Much microcassette madness: ZANDOSIS, MARSHALL MARROTTE & J WATERS, 36, NAGAS, LOVID, BIG CITY ORCHESTRA, 40 FT. FERBIE, TEA MAN WITH TEA GUM, LOTUS/AUTIO-ETHIK/JAPANESE KAROKE AFTERLIFE EXPERIMENT tooth brush orchestra, INFIDEL/CASTRO!, BREKEKEKEX KOAX KOAX, MARIA CHAVEZ, more

CASH SLAVE CLIQUE

Sam Lohman, aka 36, ex member Sheer Terror, Nimrod, Maji, No-Fi, is involved with starting a new genre of music to save the world (just in time too) GGNC Go-Go-No-Co. Go Go Noise Core.
Manifesto:
Unbeknownst to Threat Williams, Oslama bin Lohman, and Crealonious Funk, a strange set of cosmic yet real (CREAL) events would bring them together to finally give voice to THE CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE. Yet everyone is a CA$H $LAVE. Thus they are just a small arm of  Le Clique that has been CREALLY chosen by their master Dr. Fantasti to rain down sonic terror. Dr. Fantasti charged these three with the daunting task of creating a new sound, to unite CA$H $LAVES everywhere. Influenced by the indigenous of their native Washington D.C., Le Clique has taken go-go music and made it their own. Creating the undeniable force that is GO-GO NOISE CORE (go-go-no-co).
Who is this Dr. Fantasti? Some say a God, some say the Devil. The truth lies somewhere in between. The good doctor was ordered to create cash to enslave this world by his evil master, Greedasty. After doing this Fantasti fell into a deep depression and began to question his loyalty to Greedasty. Upon finding out about Fantasti's treasonous thoughts Greedasty banished him from the heavens and sent him to earth to live forever as a plush singing hamster.  Fantasti, thus was destined to live his life as a discarded novelty gift only to be used once or twice and then thrown away. However, he was purchased for Crealonious and he did not just throw him away or stuff him in a closet. Crealonious sat Fantasti in a prominent spot in his house and the doctor saw his chance to escape his terrible predicament. Using his super intellect he rewired the sound mechanism in himself so that he could speak to Crealonious.
At this time cataclysmic events were about to bring Le CLique together. Crealonious and Threat were already friends, but they had never met Oslama. Autumn winds began to blow and soon like a speck of pollen being blown to a flower, Oslama landed at Crealonious's door step, and was welcomed in. The doctor saw his chance. He began to transmit subliminal messages to the three when they were together. Finally it began to work and they started to unconsciously prepare for the creation of THE CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE. The dye was cast on the fateful day that Fantasti, through his subliminal messages, ordered Oslama to pinch his foot thus allowing the doctor to reanimate himself into a living plush singing hamster.
Like Mr. Miyagi and Daniel-San the doctor began to mold his disciples. He trained them for months transforming them from conspicous consumpton machines into sonic suicide bombers. The chosen three were then given their crusade. Create a sound to unite all CA$H $LAVES and bring about the destruction of the Spectacle. So the sound was created thus fulfilling the Fantasti prophecy "Let there be CA$H", and the CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE was ordered to unleash their sonic terror on the world.

DJ HALF-TIME SHOW You Got To Slow Down

JaJ, one third of lengendary atlanta hick-hop group Flap, is slowing it down for us. seriously screwed full length slower than the slowest

FOUND SOUND 3

8 track shell to hold some 3 inch discs. PANICSVILLE, ED RUCHALSKI, NORMA X'D OUT, KIERA'S TRAIN SOUNDS, ANDY KISARGI, JADA, MOLLY SINGS, BEN LAWLESS, suicide note, much amore

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MARIA CHAVEZ

special special "product as packaging" for this Peruvian vinyl scarring wax melting needle bending Houston based DJ...

36 "Dump Set" ...the Autio-Ethik circuit bent 36 remix

Sam Lohman aka 36 released a cd a while back which fittingly came stapled to a cheap chinese toy electronic drum set (dollar store). "Flashing light" even. of course i had to crack it open and adjust the sounds a bit... all other sounds will be garnered from the 36 cd itself, hopelessly unrecognizable. limited edition of one.

TORE HONORE BØE: KOH-I-NOOR

MR. BØE, hailing from Norway via Gran Canaria, Spain, has another microcassette opus to be released on the digital. advanced sftp packaging. (PS/10)

AUTIO-ETHIK noise base noise

my own solo electronic acoustic, tape deck interplay, off the cuff, non pro tools using noise shit collected en masse. or just a little

LANIER TAPE SPECIAL

Lanier dictating machine recordings of live performance. perhaps the HAPPY SCRAPPY: HERO PUP and NO-FI will be the first session, live at chopstix in richmond va, 2001?

Mein fielD

compilation seeks mini-disc field recordings from the world over. participate

KITCHEN NOISE

compilation submissions coming in now for some home baked kitchen concoctions, using all kitchen sounds... participate

TOI NOYSE

compilation of circuit bends, game boys, sk-1 (dare i call it a TOY?), speak-n-spell, toy guitars & drums.... head to head football?

PERVATRONS

nor-fuck virginia's pervs master the turntables mini amps and loop de loops

ORGAN DONORS

maryland hides the organ donors, and a story book opera is in the works...

WHITE TRASH BUBBLE-BATH

shower cap flip flop wearin chain smoking novice noise girls from cabbagetown

BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS

big mouth circuit bent billy bass belts out Byrne's "take me to the river" so slowly that you'd need a microprocesssor ear chip plant to recoginize. billy bass hides his true nature under patchwork disguise of latex skin from "previously owned" dildo and unstuffed animal parts

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